The Mistress Of Photoshop

Sea Of Rihanna's

2006-07-05T17:31:00.000-07:00

This is what I imagine Steve saw the other day when they gave him all those wicked drugs at the ol' QEH ..

Awww yeahhh

2006-06-28T17:56:00.000-07:00

Oh I went there!

Get Your Pet's Spade or Neutered

2006-06-09T14:14:00.000-07:00

My friend Shanna...
We all know that she has to have a certain amount of weirdness to be friends with me.
One of these little tid-bits of weirdness about Shanna is that she is really scared of Bob Barker.. She's had a personal vendetta against this man ever since I've known her.

You Better Watch Your Friggen Self.....

2006-06-07T19:14:00.000-07:00

Awwwww Yeaaaaah!!!

I Spent Like A 1/2 Hour On The Shading On Your Upper Lip.......

2006-06-06T19:00:00.000-07:00

I Sooooo can't wait to see THIS show....

Slug-O-Rama!!

2006-06-06T17:26:00.000-07:00

So this is my cousin Geoffrey and the first family member to fall victim to the Photoshoping.... So when me and Geoff were kids, my Nana had these really soft blankets (the kind you only get in hotels or your grandparents house) and we would wrap ourselves in them and be slugs all day long... don't ask how this amused us for hours on end...it just did and its one of my fondest childhood memories... sniff, sniff...

Freak Grease Fire/Car Explosion Accident...

2006-06-04T12:30:00.000-07:00

MuHAHAHAHAHAHA
No one is safe from the Photoshop-a-nator!!!

We Went BrokeBackin This Weekend....

2006-06-04T10:17:00.000-07:00

So Dave says to me, he says "hey Joan I broke my rear suspension this weekend when I was out in the woods" and I says "DAVE what were you doing in the woods which lead you to break your REAR suspension... the front suspension was totally FIIIIINE... but the Rear...."
His story is he was teaching his girlfriend to drive a stick shift....well I think this is a more likely story don't you...

King Of The Cats

2006-06-03T17:10:00.000-07:00

Dominic insists anytime you talk to him that he is
a "big cat"... so there you go Dom... you really ARE
a big cat...

The Lost 11th Commandment..

2006-06-03T16:38:00.000-07:00

That's Right... the good lord lost one commandment...

2006-06-03T15:00:00.000-07:00

Tooooooooooooooooooo funny
Nick said this about his PJ pants the other night and I thought
I was going to lose it!! It just had to be illustrated

The Glimmer Twins

2006-06-03T14:27:00.000-07:00

See me and my friend Jenn like to call ourselfs the Gilmmer Twins cause we're like two Wild and Crazy guys when we're together... this is eerie I know but TOTALY called for...

The Land Of Dubeage...

2006-06-03T13:32:00.000-07:00

really thou... what do you expect me to say about this...
For those of you who don't know who these weird o's are there the Richmond Street Gang... lol
(aka-Jaime, Steve and Johnny G)

Your A Fag...

2006-06-02T09:32:00.000-07:00

This is Johnny G... and that's right.. He thinks YOUR a fag.
I'm probly going to get sued for this as I didn't recieve Mr.G's Permission slip back. So AH HA... You are the one who is a fag Muhahahahahahah

WATCH OUT... cause here comes the Northumberland Sea Hag!!

2006-06-02T09:30:00.000-07:00

I just thought this was just too easy...
It had to be done...

Jenn's All Time Dream

2006-06-02T09:28:00.000-07:00

So this is my crazy friend Jenn and she's always told me her very first crush was on Willie Nelson!! She wanted to braid his hair all day and roll his dubies for him... lol...

What A Knob!!

2006-06-01T21:22:00.000-07:00

Soooooooo
this one morning, I was going across the bridge and this Friggen Assssssss hole totally passed me on the INSIDE ON A BRIDGE... well I chased him down to a parking lot and gave that bastard a piece of my mind...either way I came home and took out my aggressions and focused them into this pivital piece in my photoshop career

That's The Way Uh huh Uh Huh Bry Likes It....

2006-06-01T21:20:00.000-07:00

I know Bry Loves the ABBA!!
Hey can you blame her!... and I have to say she pulls off that 3 dimentional jumpsuit like no one else could..

Pin Up Nick

2006-06-01T21:17:00.000-07:00

I was contemplating getting a pin-up girl tattoo the other day and decisions it with my friends Shanna and Yves , when all of a sudden Yves sudgessted that I should get a pin-up girl tattoo..yes...BUT with my boyfriends face on her body... man was that a mental picture... one that I felt the need to share with the world...

The Cat Dechaine's

2006-06-01T21:15:00.000-07:00

So my friends Shanna and Yves Dechaine have a Son Dominic that SWEARS by the beard of Zeus that his name isn't plane old Dominic Web Dechaine.. Ohhhh no no... it's
Dominic Web CAT Dechaine and don't you forget it!

Waterfall Love...

2006-06-01T21:09:00.000-07:00

SoOoooOOOoOoOOOoOOOOOo
this one time we were all playing taboo and Mike was trying to get Cyrus (pictured gaily to your left) to say "waterfall" by saying I think the gayest statement ever and Cyrus replied with lightning speed as if they had some sort of 'moment' there!!
ahhhhhhhh I like to think this is how it would be illustrated

Lord Of The (Insert Gay Sterotype Here)

2006-06-01T21:07:00.000-07:00

Lord of the fags more like it!! HA HA HA
No just kidding this is Chris and Nick as if you DIDN'T already know that... I think it's pretty hilarious considering there bosom buddies

Team G

2006-06-01T21:03:00.000-07:00

This is the first installment of my photoshop blog.. I decided that this is what I do all day and I should share it with the world...
This is entitled "TeamG" for Griffen ... this is Jaime and Jeff there brother and sister gansta's and you better watch your punk asses !!

Sound Your Funky Horn!!

2006-05-26T07:35:00.000-07:00

So this is the second day of my crazy adventure of Bloging... I feel as though I should be really good at this (you know... talking to myself)... I've been doing a lot of Movie watching lately because the damn Weather Network keeps telling me that it's going to rain... But then it NEVER does.... It sucks because I would be outside going to the beach... but OhhhHhhHhHH No... I stay in and then by the time I realize that it's not going to do anything it's too late to do anything.... damn life... always being like that... but you "Can't have the sweet without the sour"... from a movie I watched a few days ago....Vanilla Sky... man that movie is messed but that quote is really relevant... well at least in my warped mind it is.
Easy Rider... just watched that yesterday and I gotta tell you it pisses me off EVERY time... I mean I know it's coming and everything that there going to die but somehow even bracing yourself for it, it still PISSES ME OFF... it's.... it's ...... it's kinda like my friend Shanna... every time....well every time I MYSELF have ever watched La Bamba with her she crys... she knows damn well when she's putting that dusty vhs into the player that Richie Valens, The Big Bopper and Buddy Holly dies... but somehow it makes her cry every time... it's sad I'll give her that.. I think I most likely cryed too... but only because she was!! gosh..
anyway that's my attempt at the moment... as my life get's increasingly more interesting I hope this Blog will as well.....

2006-05-24T16:27:00.000-07:00

this is ME in all my glory... I look a little stuned but then again I AM a little stuned so it's a good image of how I Really look...

This is the end.... duh duh duh,,,,, my only friend..

2006-05-24T07:36:00.000-07:00

Well this is it... here I am... wrighting a blog.... good lord what has become of the Super Cool Joan we all use to know and Love.... well I sometimes read my friends Shanna's blog (keep it on the down low but I heard her blog is a Spam blog... ewwwwwww) and I always want to post comments but I can't because I'm a loser and I have no blog... so now that this desiese has taken over me (THANKS SHANNA) I will be posting many comments on Shanna's blog and possibly others IF your lucky...